I really splurged this year and bought 3$ worth of fireworks. I provided for the most memorable event for the friends and neighbors. We went up to Thanksgiving point and watched the fireworks in all of the Valley. We were distracted by the Toilet paper drag app. and decided the fireworks weren't that great, if we were getting distracted by such a game. We came to the conclusion that "good fireworks" have to be short, and without delays...The finale has to be huge, and can't ever leave you wondering "was that the finale?" In conclusion, we had a good time watching the fireworks in Utah Valley, but MORE fun, competing in pulling TP off the roll. Speaking of T.P. I was the party crasher who mistakenly ate watermelon all day and had to go to the bathroom sooooo bad after we had been at the fireworks for about an hour. Looking out at the freeway entrance and the solid like 10 miles of stagnant traffic, it called for drastic measures...For the first time in my life, I asked a random persona who was outside on their driveway doing fireworks, if I could use their bathroom. HA! No shame, they didn't mind at all in fact. Mission complete! The highlight of the night had to be one of my friends telling me that some new kid who moved in and was in charge at the BBQ, accidentally marinated the chicken in lighter fluid! SMARRRT! He was also the sucker who was too nice to say anything until he'd already eaten half of it. Happy fourth of July my friends! Here is a nice little taste of my contribution to the evening...COLORED sparklers! I came away without a trip to the hospital, just a minor burn on my baby toe...
HAPPY 4th OF JULY 2011!!!!!!!
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