Yes, this did happen. True story--
So some may be aware that I recently had a mole removed from my forehead; thus, I have four little stitches, allowing the severed flesh to once again grow in unity :)
No big deal.
Having said that....I was at a little get together on Saturday, sitting at a table on a deck. Socializing. (btw--No names will be included in this post.) Here we are, having a casual conversation, when suddenly this starts taking place:
Random girl LEANS over a table of people and a dirty finger goes towards my left eye.
" Ah, Ummmm, I think you like have a mosquito on like, your forehead!!! Let me get it for you!!!!"
Then, proceeds to put her potato chip-finger, on top the freshly stitched skin, and rubbadubdubbs. All in all it was painful but hilarious event. Hilarious to me, and others at the table who witnessed it. I hope that I responded kindly... I don't remember. I think so though.
Monica, this post is hilarious! I seriously laughed out loud! But now, I am feeling a little queezy. You know how much i love the thought of pain! Sad. Hope it didn't hurt to bad!!
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ReplyDeleteOH MY GOSH MONICA!!!! this is so funny!!!I seriously am in shock too and I wasnt even there!!! Wow people are real bright sometimes...